How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...