Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...