The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...