Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....