If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...