File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...