Dollars equal cents
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beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...