Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...