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Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
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I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
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A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
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whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
ZHow offensive is that?
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My Montana Diary
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Pest-by-Modem
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Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...