May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...