Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...