Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...