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A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
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There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...