A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...