Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...