A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Optimist vs. Pessimist
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There is a blond on the plane
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Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!