Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...