Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...