Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...