Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.