Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?