10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...