Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...