More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...