Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...