Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...