Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...