The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...