The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...