The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...