What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...