Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...