Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!