Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1