Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...