What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...