No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...