Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...