The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...