Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
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The Police Officer’s Christmas
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3 times a virgin.
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family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
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You know you drink too much coffee when…
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