Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...