Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...