A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...