How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky