A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Apple explosion
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Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....