All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...