Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...