The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.