What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...