Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...